TradeWinds readers have excelled in providing witty captions for the odd photo above.

The snap was taken when UK prime minister Boris Johnson visited a tender in the Thames during London International Shipping Week.

Michael Webber, managing partner at 'TBD' as he terms his yet-to-launch consultancy, said the caption should be: “Victory for Boris - PM packs 14 boxes in gob, disqualifies child for choking.”